Ironic Quad Warning Sticker. 5.75".
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£2.00
inc. VAT (where applicable)
A singular spoof, quad warning sticker, originally designed for our race support quad and to take a bit of a poke at the politically correct.
Of course we do not endorse any of the views expressed (even more health & safety)
TEXT IS AS FOLLOWS:
"NEVER USE ON THE PUBLIC HIGHWAY UNLESS ITS DARK AND LATE AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY OTHER WHEELS.
NEVER CARRY PASSENGERS UNLESS YOU NEED TO IMPRESS SOME FOXY CHICK WHO LOVES QUADS.
NEVER OPERATE AFTER CONSUMING DRUGS OR DRINK UNLESS YOU ARE SO HIGH OR PISSED YOU CAN’T READ THIS.
ALWAYS WEAR APPROPRIATE SAFETY GEAR - YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE’S BEEN!
GASOLINE (PETROL STUPID) IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE. TRY NOT TO USE A MATCH OR FAG TO SEE IF THERE IS ANY IN THE TANK.
ALWAYS USE SAFETY EYE WEAR, SHADES ARE COOL AND LOOK REAL NEAT.
NEVER OPERATE AT SPEEDS BEYOND YOUR COMPETENCE - YUP, SORRY BUT SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE PUSHING NOT RIDING THIS THING.
ALWAYS READ THE HANDBOOK BEFORE OPERATING (ASSUMING YOU CAN READ) - IF NOT JUST PULL AND PUSH EVERYTHING UNTIL IT STARTS TO MOVE.
DO NOT PULL WHEELIES OR PERFORM ACROBATIC STUNTS UNLESS YOU HAVE IGNORED ALL OF THE ABOVE AND HAVE A FALSE SENSE OF CONFIDENCE BOUGHT ON BY BOOZE OR DRUGS.
RIDE SAFELY - IF YOU MUST!"
Sticker measures approximately 100mm by 145mm.
Stickers are cut to shape, the white square that you see is backing paper.
The key is for size comparison only and is not included.
All stickers are printed on premuim outdoor grade vinyl. This automotive specification vinyl is medium tack and will not damage paintwork providing it is sound, well keyed and applied to an acceptable standard. Stickers may be clear coated with most modern clear coats and lacquers (request vinyl sample when ordering for testing if you are unsure).